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Post by muddycoffee on Oct 26, 2005 21:07:32 GMT
I think you should have an FCDog Fan squad ( squad sounds less effeminate and more punk than club ) and they should be called the F.C..D.o.g.f.u.c.k.e.r.s
As I thought of it I want to be member number 1
The squad should do violent/disturbing/antimiddleclass operations like moving cars which obstruct people's garages, heckle other bands. tear up people's lawns with our motorbikes and generally try to get into the local paper and mention the band at every opportunity.
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Post by Dirty Bristow on Oct 26, 2005 21:10:11 GMT
As member number 1 you're in charge of recruitment.
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Post by muddycoffee on Oct 26, 2005 21:15:55 GMT
As member number 1 you're in charge of recruitment. I want to be voted in charge by all members of the band on this thread, and I want Matt to help me plan trouble and T-shirts. If not you can stick it up your ass.  And I want my Karma voting up too.. |
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Post by toe on Oct 27, 2005 12:29:54 GMT
Ok, you're in charge. You could start by heckling that gaggle of insufferable cunts that are Two Hats From Within Sasquatch. Especially the drummer.
Toe
Oi, and Poofter Hurley!! Stop messing with my avatar!
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Post by mooselee on Oct 27, 2005 20:36:03 GMT
dogfuckers  hmmmmm i like it .... btw hello everyone |
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Post by toe on Oct 27, 2005 20:59:51 GMT
Hurrah, another dogfucker! Ey up Lee, get us a gig in Stockport would you? ;D
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Post by lolly on Oct 28, 2005 0:33:45 GMT
I would be love to go round telling people i was a dogfucker! specially my parents lol
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Post by toe on Oct 28, 2005 0:35:15 GMT
They'd be so proud...
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Post by fcdmistress on Nov 1, 2005 0:46:51 GMT
Oh Nailly, I can't believe you're all are so rude ~choke~
I'll make sure I'm armed to teeth with handcuffs and whips next time I see you, young man!!!!
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Post by duriechstsogut on Nov 3, 2005 22:53:11 GMT
I think the dogfuckers is a good idea, and Steve can be in charge.
Can I also use it as a title instead of Mr.?
Especially on job applications.
I did a net search for apt pictures to put on the dogfuckers tee-shirts.
I now have a right arm like Arnold Schwarzenegger and am officially registered blind.
Matt.
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Post by bish on Nov 3, 2005 23:08:01 GMT
Have ye got the newspaper article 'bout 't bloke raped by Dog?
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Post by Dirty Bristow on Nov 4, 2005 11:34:41 GMT
"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."
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Post by puke on Nov 4, 2005 13:58:00 GMT
I think you should have an FCDog Fan squad ( squad sounds less effeminate and more punk than club ) and they should be called the F.C..D.o.g.f.u.c.k.e.r.s As I thought of it I want to be member number 1 The squad should do violent/disturbing/antimiddleclass operations like moving cars which obstruct people's garages, heckle other bands. tear up people's lawns with our motorbikes and generally try to get into the local paper and mention the band at every opportunity. How about FC Fog Duckers UK. |
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Post by Dirty Bristow on Nov 4, 2005 14:27:23 GMT
I once discussed this topic with a female friend and we came up with the same idea. Some people are of the opinion that to fuck you need a dick, thus rendering women incapable of fucking, only of being fucked.
She decided that female fans should be called FC Puppies.
Works for me!
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Post by muddycoffee on Nov 4, 2005 16:26:15 GMT
FC p u s s i e s would be better !
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Post by muddycoffee on Nov 4, 2005 23:18:07 GMT
Ok then I am going to make a membership list
I am number 1
and Matt is number 2
All other fans should send me a pm or e-mail and I will allocate the numbers on application.
email is : -
muddycoffee @ rocknroll . f9 . co . uk
;D
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Post by duriechstsogut on Nov 6, 2005 15:03:42 GMT
Number Two.
Can I be like the chief administrator, interrogator type dude from the Prisoner?
Who gets to be Number Six?
Matt.
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Post by muddycoffee on Nov 6, 2005 15:41:30 GMT
Number Two. Can I be like the chief administrator, interrogator type dude from the Prisoner? Who gets to be Number Six? Matt. Yep You are chief admin / torturer / tormentor etc.. although as it stands the membership is a bit piss poor because there are only us two and Kaz ( number 3 ) |
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Post by fcdmistress on Nov 6, 2005 16:06:06 GMT
I can't understand it myself! We can't be the only nutters on the net?
Oh, must dash. I've forgotten to take the handcuffs off the vicar!
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Post by fcdmistress on Nov 6, 2005 16:07:08 GMT
I can't understand it myself! We can't be the only f*c%ers on the net?
Oh, must dash. I've forgotten to take the handcuffs off the vicar! "Quiet in there!!"
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Post by duriechstsogut on Nov 6, 2005 20:10:55 GMT
"Yep You are chief admin / torturer / tormentor etc.."
Woo-hoo!
I'm sure fcdmistress could give me some tips, once she's finished with the vicar.
Matt.
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hmmmmm i like it .... btw hello everyone 