Gigs!!

[toe]

Gigs coming up:

9 Sept: Snooty Fox, Wakefield

15 Sept: Snooty Fox, Wakefield

24 Sept: Guzzlin Goose, Ashton-u-Lyme

7 Oct: Moorfoot Tavern, Sheffield

Anyone coming to these?

[muddycoffee]

are you back then into the land of the forums ?

[duriechstsogut]

Probably not the Wakefield ones cos I'll be on holiday, but I'm up for the other two.
\m/

[Dirty Bristow]

Yes, I had a stern word with the other 'mods' at practise and told them that since the website was broken and on need of repair they should use the forum a bit.

Bish is in mourning since his mullet got shorn in it's twice yearly exposure to scissors so he might not come out to play...

[toe]

Nailbag won't be on here because we don't mention The damned enough (or at all, for that matter). Louise reckons Mucous' hair looks better now. *cough*

[muddycoffee]

toe said:

Nailbag won't be on here because we don't mention The damned enough (or at all, for that matter). Louise reckons Mucous' hair looks better now. *cough*

That's interesing about the damned.
I actually "couldn't be bothered" to see them at the Rock and blues festival last week, and went off for a cup of tea instead. Afterall I had just seen hanoi rocks, and I didn't need depressing with some old wank like the damned playing "grimly feendish" or whatever it is called.

[toe]

Were Hanoi Rocks as Kick-Ass as Mucous claims they were? I'm terrified he'll turn up to band practice with skintight jeans, heavy makeup and even more ridiculous hair than he currently sports.

The damned are a very odd bunch: loved by Goths and punks, but as far as I can tell they specialise in knockabout comedy numbers (Grimly Fiendish, Happy Talk) and poppy rock covers (Elouise). Not exactly Bauhaus is it?

[duriechstsogut]

I really like the damned. They've gone through various incarnations but they're all good fun, whether they make me laugh or want to mosh.
At their live best they are fantastic.

"I actually "couldn't be bothered" to see them at the Rock and blues festival last week, and went off for a cup of tea instead"

That made me laugh out loud!
Anyway, prepare for the wrath of the damned-worshipping, indignant Nailbag.
Once he's finished his tea.

[toe]

Matt, I have to ask: where are the lyrics in your signature from? Nordic Black Metal-tastic!

[muddycoffee]

duriechstsogut said:

I "I actually "couldn't be bothered" to see them at the Rock and blues festival last week, and went off for a cup of tea instead"

That made me laugh out loud!
Anyway, prepare for the wrath of the damned-worshipping, indignant Nailbag.
Once he's finished his tea.

Hmm,
when I am at a festival and I have already watched bands solidly for several hours, on a couple of days, I have to say that a headliner whose music I consider to be mediocre, in light drizzle, a day after drinking between 20 and 30 cans, and having topped up with at least 10 more cans. A cup of tea is most welcoming.

I once listened to a flatmate's damned greatest hits CD 20 years ago and I was dissapointed at how lightweight and puffy it was.

I was expecting them to be more heavy and dark, but they sounded like a right bunch of puffs.

In addition, Neenar has seen them several times and she wasn't interested in seeing them again, she wanted to go to sleep instead.

[Dirty Bristow]

I was furious when I saw the damned. I paid 14 quid to go to City Invasion after work, so I missed most of the good bands, then the damned came on, were shit, the drummer sulked all through the set and then kicked his kit over after 40 minutes and fucked off...the fucking pissy little cunt.

I don't mind prima-donna behaviour from people who are good, but that was just adding insult to injury.

[duriechstsogut]

muddycoffee said:

duriechstsogut said:

when I am at a festival and I have already watched bands solidly for several hours, on a couple of days, I have to say that a headliner whose music I consider to be mediocre, in light drizzle, a day after drinking between 20 and 30 cans, and having topped up with at least 10 more cans. A cup of tea is most welcoming.

Absolutely.

Toe, my sig is from "A blaze in the Northern sky" by Norway's favourite minimalist Christ-raping Lords of Chaos... Dark Throne!!

\m/

DB, that damned gig was a pisser, in fact I remember being drunk and wanting to smash the windows of their tour bus.
But they can be very impressive.
The first time I saw them at the Leadmill with Nailbag and Hughsie, each member of the band rocked and the atmosphere couldn't have been better.

And anyway, so you were "furious" when you saw the damned were you?
Funny that, cos didn't a certain someone snide his way onto the tour bus and end up hobnobbing with Dave Vanian, and I suspect kissing the man's ass while saving his big, brave tirade to post on a message board a few years later?
You big two-faced jessy!

[Dirty Bristow]

I thought she was with Spunge, but I was snuck on the tourbus by Captain's (alleged) current girlfriend while he was off with his ex; and yes having a drink with Dave Vanian, and agreeing with him that they were shit that night. After he apologised.

Now that I've seen what a terrible cunt Captain can be I'm glad he wasn't there actually...but then I suppose I wouldn't have asked for a light and said, 'What's up? You look miserable as fuck.'

[toe]

But, but, but.... Nailbag always tells us that punks are *all* GRATE and love each other and are dead chummy and are all great mates and are really sound people not like those nasty metallers like, erm, Incorporeal and Allergen.

Oh, and well done with the picture of me, fucker

[nailbag]

YOU ARE all a bunch of cunts! that know nothing about punk or the damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned!!!!!!

fuck you all nailbag x

[muddycoffee]

nailbag said:

YOU ARE all a bunch of cunts! that know nothing about punk or the damned
fuck you all nailbag x

I am not a cunt, I am a twat.

And why would I wanna know owt about punk.

Mucous and I have enough trouble with Dix and Arbs trying to lend us fucking awful vapours albums all the time.
I am used to having shit in my lavatory, I don't need it on my HIFI turntable as well.

[nailbag]

hi de hi muddy,

you have made TWO glaring errors!

firstly, dix and arbs know fuck all about punk as well as u lot.
secondly, punk is an attitude NOT a music!
thirdly, while i think about it they are cunts as well..........but dont tell em i said so!

cheers nailly! x

[Dirty Bristow]

Oh, and well done with the picture of me, fucker

I assume that's directed at me in respone to the picture of you pouring over an article about how to drum on the front page of the website (www.fcdoguk.com)

;D

[toe]

admin said:

Oh, and well done with the picture of me, fucker

I assume that's directed at me in respone to the picture of you pouring over an article about how to drum on the front page of the website (www.fcdoguk.com)

;D

Aye, that's the one. I understood the article for the first few paragraphs but then it got all technical, so I got bored and ate it instead.

[toe]

nailbag said:

YOU ARE all a bunch of cunts! that know nothing about punk or the damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned damned!!!!!!

fuck you all nailbag x

I love you Nailly

[muddycoffee]

nailbag said:

hi de hi muddy,

you have made TWO glaring errors!

firstly, dix and arbs know fuck all about punk as well as u lot.
secondly, punk is an attitude NOT a music!
thirdly, while i think about it they are cunts as well..........but dont tell em i said so!

cheers nailly! x

. . Thus spake the prophet
Before pulling on his sacred hobnail boots, and descending the stairway of his yuppie flat to drive his ancient chariot around the kingdom in an evil and wreckless fashion in the hope of scaring all the clean cut students who do not know the meaning of punk either.

[duriechstsogut]

"Aye, that's the one. I understood the article for the first few paragraphs but then it got all technical, so I got bored and ate it instead."

It's both hilarious and terrifying just how easy that scenario is to imagine.

Nailbag, I'm on your side. I love punk. By punk, you mean like Devo and stuff, yeah?

[Dirty Bristow]

I thought he was on about the Skids and that.