Post by duriechstsogut on Oct 6, 2005 16:26:48 GMT
In the proboard rules it states that I am forbidden to post any material that is "false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise in violation of ANY law"
Forbidden. I love that word.
Right.
Let's take those one at a time.
False – Marcus’ haircut is modern and stylish, Ciaran isn’t scared of Steve Whale and Andy is a gentleman.
Defamatory – According to one definition, defamation “exposes or subjects you to hatred, contempt, ridicule, or disgrace, or causes you to be shunned or avoided, or injures you in your occupation”. You don’t really need my help there do you.
Inaccurate – Dave washes his trousers on a regular basis.
Abusive – You’re all really dreadful and your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated.
Vulgar – C*NT.
Hateful - Death to false metal!
Obscene – Mariah Carey.
Profane – There’s nothing wrong with Profanity. Check out the website: www.profanity.de/
Sexually oriented – C0ck.
Threatening – I’ve dropped bigger people than you just to get to a fight.
Invasive of a person's privacy – Dave once paid half his wages to be stripped, humiliated and thrashed senseless (among other things) by a jackbooted, tattooed dominatrix in an Amsterdam S&M dungeon.
No, hang on. That was me.
In violation of ANY law – God isn’t great.
Not sure of the specifics, but I’m pretty sure I just broke a law in the eyes of several crackpot regimes who have yet to be bombed stupid by the US. (The irony)
Thanks. I feel better for that.
Matt.
Forbidden. I love that word.
Right.
Let's take those one at a time.
False – Marcus’ haircut is modern and stylish, Ciaran isn’t scared of Steve Whale and Andy is a gentleman.
Defamatory – According to one definition, defamation “exposes or subjects you to hatred, contempt, ridicule, or disgrace, or causes you to be shunned or avoided, or injures you in your occupation”. You don’t really need my help there do you.
Inaccurate – Dave washes his trousers on a regular basis.
Abusive – You’re all really dreadful and your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated.
Vulgar – C*NT.
Hateful - Death to false metal!
Obscene – Mariah Carey.
Profane – There’s nothing wrong with Profanity. Check out the website: www.profanity.de/
Sexually oriented – C0ck.
Threatening – I’ve dropped bigger people than you just to get to a fight.
Invasive of a person's privacy – Dave once paid half his wages to be stripped, humiliated and thrashed senseless (among other things) by a jackbooted, tattooed dominatrix in an Amsterdam S&M dungeon.
No, hang on. That was me.
In violation of ANY law – God isn’t great.
Not sure of the specifics, but I’m pretty sure I just broke a law in the eyes of several crackpot regimes who have yet to be bombed stupid by the US. (The irony)
Thanks. I feel better for that.
Matt.